We're celebrating Erin's (my lovely wife's) 31st birthday by donning the very worst textile you can find--whether it comes from your closet or someone else's. You could be like William Wheaton from Stand By Me and show up in some freakish character sweater.
Or, like these two, you can encourage your significant other to join you in the same pattern and rock that mad fashion like it's 1973.
Or you can don you now, your gay apparel like this fella. Wait a sec, is that a moustache-less Santa smoking?
Either way, the ugliest of the uglies will be required for entry and that's it.
ERIN'S UGLY SWEATER
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH
NIBBLES AND WASSAIL* PROVIDED
*wassail contains alcohol