Another million-dollar start. This time, ace Roger Clemens goes 1.2 innings and gives up eight runs on nine hits. Fortunately for his bloated ERA, only three were earned. No decision for the 3-5 Clemens. Yankees lose. Sawx win. Back to an eight game division lead. And Clemens goes back to his castle in the mountains until his next million-dollar start where he'll smoke expensive cigars and drink vodka drawn from the tusks of a wooly mammoth discovered 500 feet beneath the earth's surface in Siberia muttering, "Sucka," at a picture of Brian Cashman on the wall.
Friday, August 03, 2007
THE AWESOMENESS OF THE SPANKS...
Another million-dollar start. This time, ace Roger Clemens goes 1.2 innings and gives up eight runs on nine hits. Fortunately for his bloated ERA, only three were earned. No decision for the 3-5 Clemens. Yankees lose. Sawx win. Back to an eight game division lead. And Clemens goes back to his castle in the mountains until his next million-dollar start where he'll smoke expensive cigars and drink vodka drawn from the tusks of a wooly mammoth discovered 500 feet beneath the earth's surface in Siberia muttering, "Sucka," at a picture of Brian Cashman on the wall.
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