I always knew Dirk was a wookie. But I couldn't seem to find out which human he was mixed with until last night when it finally dawned on me that he's wookie mixed with William Zabka (of Karate "Finish Him!" Kid fame). Peep the realness.
I can't make a more convincing argument of Nowitzki's wookieness. You're just going to have to believe me. Happy Tuesday.
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Great, I just cackled out loud in daybreak. People are looking at me. I want to show them this post so that they will understand.
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