MOST GANGSTA MOVE OF THE WEEK

An elderly Florida woman was watering her garden on May 10th when a 5 foot alligator dashed at her and bit her on the ankle. The woman, thinking quickly, beat the bastard with her water hose, saying, "I'm a farmer's daughter from way back, so when I start a chore, I finish it."

Now, she's a local heroine who pimp slapped an alligator with the metal end of a garden hose and that gator is the shame of the entire Florida amphibian population. Here is he trying another, less popular avenue for attack--just going in through the kitchen door. Unfortunately for him, not having the required opposable thumbs makes operating a doorknob a little difficult.