Thursday, May 25, 2006

THIS MAN IS A GUILTY MAN


Jeff "Mayhem" Mahan is wanted for neglectful baserunning--an offense that occurred at the Southeast Softball Complex in Amarillo. There were multiple witnesses. Despite a complete asinine (emphasis on "ass") move, the famed Chuckheads won Thursday night bringing their season to an end at a perfect 10-0. The win did not come without controversy however when two of the opposing team's ten players were kicked out for mouthing off to the ump leaving them with eight players which, technically, is not enough players to continue playing. Game over. Season over.

So, while we were leading by some seven runs when we won, we also won on character. Chuck doesn't win on some snake ish. No, he's a sport. His respect for martial arts is unmatched and should never be questioned. If you got roundhoused, you had the opportunity to win. You just couldn't block it. But it's not like he's about to kick you in the back of the head. We play clean, we win clean.

Act like you know. Chuckheads finish undefeated. Drinks on me.

2 comments:

Porksoda9 said...

I am the infamous guy in this picture and I was framed. I didn't do the crime. I took one for the team and I payed dearly. My body has become a "scab" since the baserunning incident and my bones feel like they are all broken. I only have one thing to say, "I am a Chuckhead and I will do whatever it takes to win, even sacrifice my own body for a greater good." And in my defense I got out but another Chuckhead was safe in my sacrifice...

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