GOOD OL' TASER FUN...THEN I'M OFF TO BED.

This dude got paid $50 from co-workers for the pain he endured as part of this tasing. Had he cracked his head open like a coconut on impact, it would've taken more than $50 to put humpty dumpty back together again. Be careful, the kid uses some colorful language, but you would too if you got enough shock to jump a car flying up your arm. Watch how the muscles in his arm pull inward uncontrollably. This is phenomenal material people. I gotta get my water and then I'm off to bed.

Grindin' like a muddah right now. No time to talk. Only time to eat, work and sleep.

I can tell you this, Jackson passed his first night of obedient class. We learned SIT, STAY, LOOK and SHAKE WHAT YA MAMA GAVE YOU. Next week is HAIL A CAB.