BACK IN FIRST...AND CHECK OUT THIS FREAKIN' SHAKEFACE...

Well, Papi delivered again. This time against the good ol' Texas Rangers. Yeah, I'm a Texas boy, but I've never owed any allegiance to their pathetic lil' ballclub--except in the Nolan days.

We're back in first, where we belong. The Yankees occupied the top spot for, uh, let's see...maybe about 36 hours.

Yeah, I'm a hater.

Hey, Ranger fans, here's what it feels like to win.

And, to celebrate the homerun that, well, I didn't get to celebrate because I was outside mowing the lawn when it all went down, I present to you the real reason I have this blog, just another incredible j3 shakeface.

This one completely owns.