Because he deserves it.
It's pretty simple. I need as many positive ratings as I can get for ol' boy. Just click on the link below and rate my boy high and we'll see if he can own a few bottles of Jones Cream Soda.
I also submitted the following of myself. Yeah, I kinda feel silly doing it, but the picture is simply too good to not at least try with. And, Mahan, sorry it doesn't properly give you credit as the photographer.
Peep the realness and vote--it's not only a privelege, it's an civil obligation.