And, while we're at it, I will also present to you the Boom Boom Tomb. This is sister to the yet-fully-realized Boom Boom Room which is to take shape someday in another house, another life. For now, we have the bomb shelter known affectionately as The Tomb (made possible by the graciousness and understanding of my lovely wife). Here's me updating The Root Down for all you kiddies.
And, yes, we have security on our house. And, no, you wouldn't recognize 90% of those albums behind me so it would be of no benefit.