Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I'M GONNA BE FRANK ABOUT GEORGE...



I blame him for many things. I don't think all of it is justified--it's just easier to blame him than to come up with anything more intelligent and sound. But I do, at my deepest core, believe a few things about Mr. W. I'm not interested at opening up a discussion (or argument as the case usually is) about politics. I just want to get it off my chest.

I don't think George is a good leader.

I think he seriously dropped the ball on the Katrina rescue effort. I'm not convinced it's a race issue, but it is a George issue.

I don't feel safe with George at the helm in a world as volitale as ours. I simply don't.

I blame 85% of the gas price hike on George--exactly 85%. I did the math.

I don't consider him a politician. I consider him a businessman doing a pretty ugly impersonation of a politician.

I don't like the way he talks. It's childish, but it really gets on my nerves. I mute the TV sometimes when I see him talking.

I don't like to shower. Ever since I was a kid, I hated to bathe. Sometimes I still dread having to shower before going to work. Don't get me wrong, I do it, but sometimes I only do it because it's kinda hard as a working married man not to. I think it's because I don't like being hot and in order to bathe correctly, you have to be hot. I'd rather be cold and dirty than hot and clean...wait a sec, we were talking about George, uh, have a good Wednesday.

2 comments:

K-Fleet said...

I'd agree, like 9-1-1, George is a joke too. He isn't a good business man either, so I just label his as an idiot.

Anonymous said...

George is a dolt!