A youngin in Clovis, NM was suspected of bringing a rifle to school. Yeah, scary situation. But when the school officials questioned the student about his supposed "weapon," they found it was no weapon at all. In fact, it was a 30" burrito wrapped in foil.
Now, with all due respect to the hard-working news teams out there, I think we're missing the real news story here. Not that we don't want our kids to be safe or that we don't want to keep a watchful eye on what's coming into our schools, but I think the real story is: WHERE ON EARTH DO YOU BUY A 30-INCH BURRITO AND WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
The following gas face is for all cable networks for NOT TELEVISING THE CELTICS/PACERS GAME TONIGHT. ESPN is showing professional athletes attempting to bowl and ESPN2 is airing a college baseball game. Guess I'll crack that 6 pack on Thursday night, I mean, unless there's other sports more important than the NBA playoffs.
ESPN and ESPN2, here's your gas face:
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big words...cannot process...dale, please help me with this one.
ha ha, I will try to make Dale read your blog. Wish me luck thoug, because he does not read the one written by his wife.
Who is this thought & humor?
Oh, also...you should allow anonymous comments on your blog. It makes it more interesting.
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looks like comment spam to me. relatively lame comment spam, sure, but still spam.
the problem with anonymous comments is that you open yourself up to lots of porn/drug/real estate ads. actually, i'm not sure how good blogger's spam filters are, but my blog used to get oodles of that crap.
and that's a fine question about the 30" burrito. man, that sounds good.
Dude I'm lost on this one. Looks like horoscope verbage to me. Thanks for your apology earlier--I didn't see the image but I'm sure I would have been offended.
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oh, dale...that freaking picture...man, it gets a laugh everytime. 1 out in the ninth, sox lead by one.
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